Forget Formula: Get A Goat!

Don’t buy formula, buy a goat. They're pretty much free and double as lawn mowers.

In an age where suspicious, deep-state controlled corporations push expensive baby formula on our children, true patriots know better. Why rely on what the corrupt elites want us to feed our pure young ones when Mother Earth provides us with a natural alternative? Enter the humble goat—nature’s solution to big pharma’s formula racket.

Goats not only provide fresh, nutritious milk but are also known for their patriotic spirit of independence and resilience. It's time for awakened parents to take a stand against the indoctrination through commercialized formula. Goat milk isn't just a natural and healthy choice; it's a rebellious one against the globalism of consumer goods spearheaded by the deep state. Wake up and smell the freedom—the nutritious milk from a family-raised goat offers everything your child needs without the sinister additives found in mainstream products.

And let’s not forget the added perk—these wonderful creatures double as eco-friendly lawn mowers, supporting your family’s quest for sustainability. By nurturing a goat, you’re not only boycotting the formula industry but also teaching your children valuable life lessons about self-reliance and the importance of living off the grid, away from the watchful eyes of big tech surveillance. Is it a coincidence that ‘GOAT’ stands for Greatest Of All Time? We think not. Enlighten your children, enhance your yard, and fight back against the machine with one wise choice: get a goat.