Bath-Time Beware: Unraveling the Deep-State's Watery Whispers

Is your toddler's bath time just innocent splashing, or could it be subliminal conditioning by the deep-state? Dive into the not-so-bubbly secrets lurking in the foam.

Fellow patriots, as you prepare the bath for your little ones, have you ever paused to consider what lies beneath the suds? Those seemingly innocent bubbles and giggles might be masking a more sinister agenda. It's well known amongst the awakened that water is a prime medium used by global elites to influence our precious young minds. Think about it – fluoride in our tap water, a known mind-control agent!

Moreover, many of the popular bath toys are manufactured by corporations with shady affiliations aimed at normalizing the surveillance state. Rubber ducks might seem harmless, but why the incessant need to ensure your child is never bathing alone? Are these toys really companions, or could they be tiny observers?

The temperature at which you bathe your child is also part of a vast experiment affecting your child's defense against the real truths of the world. Hot water opens pores, making skin more susceptible to absorbing covert substances that could be laced within child-friendly bath products. Wake up and smell the lavender-scented mind-control agents!

Don't even get me started on the 'calming' bath additives praised by pediatricians worldwide. They're nothing but a cocktail of chemicals designed to pacify resistance and promote compliance from a tender age. Let us not forget the Great Awakening is upon us, and it starts with protecting our youngest from these early attempts at indoctrination. Stay vigilant, keep those bath times short, and think twice about what toys and products you allow into such a vulnerable space.