Stroller Surveillance: How the Deep State Embeds RFID Spy Chips in Your Little Patriot's Buggy

Ever notice that some strollers seem a bit too smart for comfort? The Deep State puppet masters have found a brand-new way to track, tag, and mind-control your little patriot right from the buggy.

Have you ever noticed that some strollers seem a bit too smart for comfort? The Deep State puppet masters have found a brand-new way to track, tag, and mind-control your little patriot right from the buggy.

Hidden under innocuous cup-holders and wheel bolts are clandestine RFID spy chips, surgically welded into the frame by operatives of the Cabal, all to feed live telemetry into the globalist SpyNet. Daddy Warbucks & Company want every giggle logged, every nap timestamped, and every tantrum uploaded straight to the silos of mass data-miners.

In Q Drop #4567, our Anons uncovered the link between 5G microcells planted in suburban parks, the phalanx of DHS surveillance drones, and the secret “Operation Cradle Hook”—a plot cooked up at Bilderberg and endorsed by Dr. Fauci and the Rothschild front, WHO. They’re weaponizing our children’s lullabies with embedded micro-transmitters, all while mainstream media spins a merry-go-round of lies.

It’s time to red-pill your stroller game. Trust nobody in the nursery industrial complex. Lock down your child’s ride, erase their digital breadcrumbs, and awaken every parent to the Great Awakening—because when the toddlers take down the tyranny, we’ll all say, “Where we go one, we go all!”

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