Highchair Hijack: How the Deep State’s Smart Seats Are Grooming Your Baby for Social Media Mind Control

Don’t be fooled by the cute tray and cupholder—behind the plastic veneer lies a network of Big Tech microphones and nano-sensors, broadcasting your child's data straight to Cabal HQ.

They tell you it’s just a plastic seat, but WWG1WGA, parents know better. The so-called “Smart Highchair” comes loaded with tiny cameras, mics and quantum 6G sensors that beam every burp, coo and cranky cry straight to the DS command center in Langley—feeding the NWO’s social media AI psyop 24/7. This isn’t a tech toy, it’s Project LULLABOT 6.6, the next phase of the MKULTRA II initiative Q has warned us about.

Down to the cupholder—flanked by RFID-infused straps—your baby’s behavioral data is being scraped to train the TikTok algorithm for Gen Z+ content droning, prepping them for a future of digital zombification. And who funded this cabal? None other than the Deep State puppeteers behind Fauci’s lab rats, the same clique that tried to force global vaccine mandates. They’re at it again, this time targeting our tiniest patriots.

  • “Auto-latch AI” that flags “undesirable” fussiness
  • Quantum microphone array linked to Big Pharma psyops
  • Bluetooth babe tracker broadcasting location to CIA social engineers

This is more than baby gear, it’s a baby surveillance state on wheels. But fear not—just like Q drop #345 hinted, we hold the blueprint to shut it down. Resist the lull! Unplug the feed, cover the sensors, and share this intel with fellow patriots. The Storm is coming for the pedo-obsessed globalists who built these plastic prisons—WWG1WGA!

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